Grebel Quiz: Which GREBEL ICON are You?

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Answer the following questions and find out which Grebel Icon you really wanna be!

1. What’s your favourite food?

   1. Commie supper bread

   2. Caffeine. Is that a food?

   3. Spaghetti (think Lady and the Tramp)

   4. Anything cooked in the smallest kitchen in the world

   5. BLT… yeah, I’m vegetarian. Your point?

   6. 58 gumballs

2. How’s your fashion sense?

   1. Modest and professional, keep with the times, great earrings

   2. Must allow generous movement at a moment’s notice

   3. Whatever will impress the ladies

   4. Maternity clothes and running gear

   5. You try to not look like you are trying not to look like you care. But you do.

   6. You’ve had the same shoes since grade eight.

3. If your life had a soundtrack, what would it be?

   1. Carol Ann Weaver’s Greatest Hits

   2. Richard Simmons!

   3. Garden State Soundtrack

   4. The Secrets of the Stairwell

   5. The Swedish electro-clash scene. So hot right now.

   6. You’ve had the same shoes since grade eight (Yeah, we know).

4. If you were an animal you would be…

   1. The queen bee

   2. Roadrunner

   3. A puppy, because all you want to do is cuddle

   4. Bunny rabbits

   5. A snapping turtle

   6. A platypus. You just don’t make sense.

5. What are you doing on a Saturday night?

   1. Missing Grebel

   2. Disco Fever!!!!

   3. Dinner and a movie, that failing you can be found on your oh so lonely longboard.

   4. Do Not Disturb

   5. Wishing you could set up trip lines for all the people running in the halls

   6. Eating hand’s yogurt

6. Your preferred habitat:

   1. Student Services, a.k.a. the observation room

   2. Where ever the action is or everywhere at once, like in that Flintstones episode

   3. Anywhere the girls are

   4. An apartment for two, soon to be above capacity

   5. There’s a reason you don’t have a roommate

   6. Slightly south of over yonder

7. What’s your future profession?

   1. Director of Senior Services at Conrad Grebel Retirement Community

   2. Kindergarten teacher

   3. Actor/model, and not the other way around

   4. Mum and Pop

   5. Literary critic

   6. Mad genius

8. Relationship status:

   1. In love with community

   2. Waiting for someone who can keep up

   3. Desperate

   4. Married and expecting

   5. You wear the pants (he wears the handcuffs)

   6. Yes

9. You are commonly heard saying…

   1. “Get your orange cards in”

   2. “Hey Guys!! What’s UP?!?!”

   3. “Have I ever told you about the time my dad took me fishing?…”

   4. “Honey, I’m home”

   5. “I hope you die of climate change”

   6. Absolute nonsense

If you scored mostly As, you are … Mary Brubaker-Zehr. You care deeply about the community at Grebel and have an intense desire to know everything that’s going on.

If you scored mostly Bs, you are … Jenn Vanhie/The Energizer Bunny!

If you scored mostly Cs, you are … Justus Zimmerly. Don’t worry, you’ll find that special someone sooner or later. Or maybe just later.

If you scored mostly Ds, you are … Josh and Rebecca Gibbons. We see diapers and sleepless nights in your future.

If you scored mostly Es, you are … Angie Hostetler. B!#&%

If you scored mostly Fs, you are … Ian Hincks. Isn’t that funny?